Thanks to India’s WONDERFOOOL performance in this World Cup, a million “extra” people are going to be glued to the TV watching a Bangladesh Vs Bermuda match all darn night! Yup, that is the only shred of hope remaining for us indians for whom Cricket is not a sport, but a religion.The only way I see Bermuda pulling off a victory against Bangladesh is if our very own Dawood sets his mind to it! 😉 Haha..High Hopes huh!? I couldnt watch the Indians getting massacred yday, after Dhoni got out..I felt like running to West Indies and slapping some sense into our batsmen..(I agree with our Lalu’s statement ..He would have done a better job than our cricketers)
How can that Pathetic-brainless-can’t-decide-anything-for-nuts Yuvraj take a risk and run like that? How could HEEEEEE?? And how can an overhyped-never-strikes-at-big-matches Sachin get bowled ..for duck that too? Snifff..Really disasterous performances.Rahul Dravid did a decent job with his “captain’s knock” of 60 but a lone man can never win a match!(btw I actually liked Dravid’s comments after the match..Check that out)Our team always crumbles under pressure.This is what happens when you get way too much publicity than what you deserve, when cricket is commercialised completely and when BCCI is the bloddyy richest cricket body in the world!! Our cricketers should stop endorsing every single product on earth and keep a low-key profie for a while.Let your game do the talking and not your advertisements.Stop all your frigging side bussinesses boys.(Sachin has a chain of restaurants in Mumbai while Ganguly plans to open a food court in Kolkata. The sponsors of the Indian team pay Rs 1.5 crore a year for the non-leading arm of the cricketers in addition to about Rs 50 lakh per match for its logo on the shirt the players wear.) Oh wait..they might just need their side-jobs, cuz I dont see them playing “good” cricket anytime soon!I am actually thinking of boycotting all the products they endorse (Oops ..will that list be Exhaustive!!!) I am simply too frustrated to write anymore on this.I am not able to watch any of the news channels today since It gets me more and more Irritated. But who was I kidding anyways? India couldnt have survived in the Super 8..so if not today..then a week later, would have been the same sad ending..Sigh!Nehow for the time being, Ciao guys
and I have decided to root for South Africa this time..I feel sorry for them getting screwed by Australia this way — Australia just made a mind blowing 377(and it is too boring to support these superior-Alien types Aussies) But I am sure they will fight back..Tata
Oh wait..New joke (Yes its a joke, so you gotta laugh)
Q : Who is the cause of India’s ignominious early exit from the World Cup ??
Ans : Indira Gandhi…
Cuz Bangladesh was created because of her 😉 ..
(Joke over..Now Laugh ;))
Okay Some More I found 🙂
Pappu was at school and the teacher asked everybody what their fathers did. Typical answers came out: policeman, salesman, doctor… Pappu said, “My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off his clothes in front of other men.’’ The teacher called him aside and asked if that was true and Pappu said, “No, he’s in the Indian cricket team but I’m too embarassed to admit that.’’
And One Lassht one 😀
Q : What is the height of optimism ?
A : Dhoni coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.